Not Me! Monday, in pictures

Monday, March 9, 2009

Time for Not Me! Monday! Head over to MckMama's blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This week, I did not giggle uncontrollably like a 14-year-old when I got "flatio" as my word verification on someone's blog. I also did not deem it worthy of a screen capture so I could share it with you all.

When giving Sawyer a haircut, I did not use the wrong guard on the clippers (again) and leave the poor boy looking like a chemo patient. Again.

new haircut

I also don't force my oldest son to go around with a buzz cut while his little brother gets to sport long lovely locks. It's not because Sawyer's hair is awful and coarse and looks bad long, while Beckett's is soft and fine and straight as a pin. It's even cute after getting soaked in the rain.


My children always pose like angels for photo ops. They never ignore me, try to run away, or have to be held upside down by Daddy while I snap away madly.


I didn't cringe as my two tornadoes whizzed around the seemingly delicate Lego sculptures at the Children's Museum. My kid would never be the one to grab hold of the dragon's lower jaw and cause the whole thing to come crashing down.


I do not have only nine bags left out of the 36-bag case of Wild Berry Skittles that DH got me for Valentine's Day. And it definitely wasn't me who ate them all. Definitely the boys. And the cats. But not me.


And in that same vein, I would never stop at Dunkin' Donuts for a late night snack after a filling dinner at Weber Grill. Because my pregnancy diet is the perfect balance of the five food groups, with absolutely nothing unhealthy ever. Mmmmhmm.


Blogged by Making A Modern Family at 11:43 AM  


E @ Scottsville said...

Okay, I am not so DINGY that I hit "refresh" twice before realizing there was no "glitch" on your blog, but the screen capture was part of your post. ha ha ha

I laugh about some of the word verifications too.

Happy Monday!

Mon Mar 09, 01:01:00 PM EDT

Rachel said...

1. Beckett's face in the picture in his carseat is hysterical.

2. I am so glad I don't have to cringe and bite my tongue when you post carseat pictures. I never know what to do, do you tell people that they have their kid buckled in wrong?

('townicro'. Totally boring.)

Mon Mar 09, 07:15:00 PM EDT

Ashley said...

You kids are so adorable - hair or no hair haha!

So did your son really pull the jaw of the dragon causing it to crash or is that what you fear they will do?

Great Not Me's!

{"reacker" - that's actually one of the better one's I've gotten}

Tue Mar 10, 01:47:00 AM EDT

Jey Rey said...

Thought it was time to finally say hi! I've been reading your blog for a couple weeks now and i LUV it! :) I just started my blog and I'm so excited about meeting new people.

Tue Mar 10, 12:40:00 PM EDT

designHER Momma said...

love your pics! We went to the CM last week too - so fun with the leggos.

Oh, and how do you do that screen capture thing? I iz dumb. I can never figure out how to do that!

Tue Mar 10, 08:13:00 PM EDT


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