Google it

Monday, October 8, 2007

I've been saving these up to compile a post for awhile and I think I have enough now. So today, I bring you my most interesting Google search referrals to my blog.

My top referrer by a landslide is "Kate Gosselin's belly". I show up in the first page for this! Apparently, people are dying to see a picture of it. Well, you won't find it here. But, I think my saggy skin pouch could compete with hers pretty easily. I saw her show hers on national TV and I have to say that mine is totally that bad and I only carried one baby at a time. For carrying six at once, I expected hers to at least be at her knees. Not impressed!

"My toddler destroys all his board books" - I have a feeling this person was trying to find a way to make her toddler stop destroying all his board books. If she ever finds out I hope she will share the secret, because all books are still on ban in our house for this reason.

"tattoo in snatch, large picture" - No comment. Just a mouth-gaping expression of disgust. And then lots of laughing.

"coral reef tattoo" - This one cracks me up because the first thing that popped into my head was an image of a big pile of my husband's poo tattooed on someone's bicep.

I get lots of hits from searches for different types of tattoos, like nurse tattoos, Boston terrier tattoos, wild boar tattoos and quilt tattoos. I would kindly suggest to anyone thinking about inking themselves up with a wild boar or a portrait of their dog that they reconsider. The only thing I dislike more than human portraits is pet portraits. But if anyone has ever seen a quilt tattoo, I want to know! That would be wild. And totally something I would get.

"public breastfeeding laws in the media" - It makes me smile to know that my blog shows up for this.

Okay, so I didn't have as many as I thought. What are some crazy search terms that have pointed people to your blog?

Blogged by Making A Modern Family at 4:27 PM  

9 comments:

Jenn said...

I love looking at this on the tracker, it cracks me up! Some of my top ones are "outie navel belly," "tractor porn," and "peeing grandpas." I can't recall ever mentioning that on my blog...maybe there was an occasion of peeing ON grandpa...I can't remember. My personal all time favourite though is "boob overflow." Whoever googled that, I know their pain!

Mon Oct 08, 05:34:00 PM EDT

 
MomSmoo said...

I wanna know HOW you track that??!! I hear people comment on it all the time and I have no idea how to track it.

Tue Oct 09, 09:48:00 AM EDT

 
Just A Girl said...

I've been collecting me searches for the past couple of months. It amazes me to see the complete randomness of some people.

Tue Oct 09, 10:53:00 AM EDT

 
DIXIECHICK said...

I am with Momsmoo....How do you find that info...I would like to try it myself.

Tue Oct 09, 01:25:00 PM EDT

 
JP's Mommy said...

I wanna know too!! How, how, how??!

Tue Oct 09, 01:29:00 PM EDT

 
Jenn said...

You need to add a tracker I think (that's how I do it) Try extreme tracker - free, simple, and terribly amusing!

Tue Oct 09, 05:14:00 PM EDT

 
Just A Girl said...

i use sitemeter for tracking, its free as well.

www.sitemeter.com

Wed Oct 10, 09:52:00 AM EDT

 
Alicia said...

I use sitemeter.com!

Thu Oct 11, 11:05:00 AM EDT

 
VDog said...

I got a bunch of hits from India in the span of a week or so for "woman breastfeeding little man." LOL

Thanks for blog rolling me!! So sweet of you! And the nose ring looks GREAT!

(I gotta update my roll -- will get ya up there soon!)

Sun Oct 14, 01:56:00 AM EDT

 

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